Who Invented the Dark?

You never really experience TRUE boredom until you have a paper due, your friends are studying, and you have beat all of your games and have no motivation to replay them. This coupled with the desire to ride, well my friend, thats boredom..and a little aggravation that its dark so you can't simply hop on your bike and ride. Even if i had a light so people could see me, yeah I wouldn't in the ATL. I guess the answer to my question (the title for those of you fortunate enough to not understand my thought process) would be God. So I guess that is the end of that question...
Man, I can't even do a good blog...
This sucks...
I really need something to do...
Oooooook...
Well...
OOH LOOK! something shiny! ... o wait ... thats the computer screen...
Hm, well uh, this is pretty boring....

And now I've shown you TRUE boredom.
(sorry you had to sit through it)

Rule #38: Coolness

Coolness has myriad connotations, some common connotations are 'hip', 'awesome', or 'rad'. My friend Amanda seems to feel that she fits this definition. Her 'hip, stylish dress' and her seemingly 'overwhelming awesomeness' put her up in this category. While these are not direct quotes from Amanda (though they ae quotes of some of her close friends...well friend...) they do describe her. A direct quote from her, however, is 'hello', a word often overlooked in thejibber jabber of chit chat and small talk but broken down into stallster's english college dictionary describes it as 'the quinessential word to begin any kind of conversation or relationship'. after all, every conversation must be begun and as this is simple even for non native speakers, most everyone opens with some variation of this word. Often, the uneducated use 'Hey', or 'Hi' where as the educated, higher thought people use 'Hello'. There is one more echelon above this however, those that use such greetings as 'salutations' or 'heidy ho'. The uneducated category takes a nasty dive south and continues to spiral on and on and never seems to hit a low, it just keeps getting lower. Her saying 'Hello' automatically puts her in one of the upper echelons simultaneously raising her coolness to new heights.

Another, common definition of coolnessefers to it actully being cold. such as what i experienced while biking in th snow today. Quite cold. I am fairly sure that my posterior is still somewhere out on the road.

Till next time, Think freely and make stupid comments!

Polar Bears and Wind Vests

Man, it's been awhile...I guess the rigors of school kind of overtook me and distracted me due to my involvement and studious behavior.
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HAHA! Ok, seriously, I just haven't gotten around to it.

So apparently my school has a polar bear club. I know this because everyday that I go into the gym to work out I see a big sign that says 'JOIN THE POLAR BEAR CLUB AND GET A FREE TSHIRT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST 100'. It looks pretty fun, considering me and my cousin do that stuff anyways. You know, break the layer of ice on a pool so that you can jump in, or have a breath holding contest i a bucket of ice filled water. Real intelligent stuff. Everytime I see it I consider doing it cause I think It'd be cool to have a Polar Bear Club T-shirt. It's long sleeve too. But then I go workout and totally forget about the club.

I have way to much time to think on my bike. Seriously. I think about any and everything and its not always productive. Most of the time it's thoughts of road rage induced by the high traffic volume of downtown Atlanta, but sometimes they are thoughts of comparison. I realized the other day, that the only sports that willingly and happily train in subfreezing temperatures are the runners, cyclists, and the polar bear club. That immediately made me want the tshirt, until I realized that when I ride in the rain on cold days...I am participating in the Polar Plunge, only my jersey is way cooler.

Obviously out of practice of writing myself, I hope you are not dumber for having read this.